Friday, 29 July 2016

Get up, stand up, don't give up the fight.

I saw the advert for Channel 4's Paralympic coverage earlier this week and I couldn't help but feel inspired. Here it is:
Everybody on it is incredible, the athletes, the musicians and the dancers, everybody. (Apart from that prick of a headteacher obviously, nobody likes Mr Negative.) It got me thinking about things that inspire me. (Admittedly they don't always inspire me to do anything, sometimes I just look and think, 'Wow that's class.')

Becoming inspirational seems to be a byproduct of some other goal. You dedicate your life to becoming the best you can be and in doing so you can inspire others. I think you have to have overcome some form of adversity in achieving that goal to be described as an inspiration. (One doesn't imply the other though. Trump will have to overcome a lot of adversity from any sane minded American if he is to become president. He isn't an inspiration, he's an incredibly well educated idiot. Changing Obama for Trump would be like finishing your incredibly attractive girlfriend so you can have sex with a cow instead. A cow in a wig. Called Donald.) 

The ongoing Syrian refugee crisis is filled with inspirational stories. Competing at the Rio Olympics will be Team Refugee. To have fled from your home country because of war and made a living for yourself on foreign soil is incredible in its own right, but to do that and be an Olympic athlete is even more amazing. I cannot begin to imagine the sense of despair many of the refugees will be experiencing so to see people in a similar position to themselves competing at the greatest sporting event must be truly inspiring. You don't need to be in the eyes of the world to be an inspiration but stories like this one fully deserve the coverage they get and more.

If we look for it, inspiration is all around us. What you may find inspirational is not necessarily the same as what I do. (And vice versa of course, I'd be surprised if there were many other people who find Bamboleo inspiring. He has great bounce-back-ability in the face of adversities such as locking himself in a room because he can't open the door. Admittedly some of that may be due to the bouncy ball he ate yesterday.) Whatever inspires us we should be grateful for it. 'There's always someone worse off than yourself' is probably the most unhelpful advice imaginable but thinking about what inspires you can help you to overcome the adversity you are facing, be that ill health, stress or even the horrors of a two-day hangover.

There, a blog about inspiration, which I realise is very different from an inspirational blog. It appears I have once again taken it upon myself to provide life advice. Take what you want from it, I'm taking credit because I wrote it.

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

What's The Story? (Morning Glory)

A lot has happened for the UK since my last blog. We've had the good – Andy Murray winning Wimbledon, the bad – England flopping at another major tournament and the ugly – Brexit! But the narcissist in me knows that all you are interested in is what has happened with me.

In short, not very much at all. My walking is a little worse than before the transplant but I can now use my bike on its indoor training stand which I couldn't do before hand. I enjoy cycling but in truth you can't get very far on a stationary bike so really walking would be more useful. I splash around in the pool and call it swimming equally as well (badly actually but I'm trying to be optimistic) as I did way back when. I do though have a realistic timescale as to when I can expect improvement... Autumn 2017! That's seems like a long time away and in my more despondent frame of mind I think it's longer than I can manage. But as I say, I'm trying to be optimistic and I know a year isn't really that long and the improvements will be life changing.

Realising that I have another year of dossing about I've been trying to think of ways to occupy myself. I did consider online dating but decided that probably wouldn't work. I'd use my Facebook profile picture of me balancing a bottle of water on my head to demonstrate how talented I am and my profile would just say, 'Hi, I'm Patrick and I am pretty class.' (I know what you're thinking and I agree, I am actually really class but I've heard modesty is attractive to some girls.) I imagine that would get any girl with a heterosexual cell in her body instantly interested but at some point I would have to tell her about what I'll call the relationship shutdown trilogy: I'm unemployed, I live with my parents and I have MS. (The kindhearted readers will be thinking, 'Any girl would be lucky to have you.' The less kind, by which I mean most lads, will be thinking, 'Man up.') So that put an end to my ideas of online dating.

Onwards and upwards and so I've decided to try and get into volunteering again. I have looked into this before but my unique mix of poor walking, horrendous tremors and impaired vision combined with no means of transport means I am of very little use to anybody for anything. (Apart from balancing bottles of water on my head of course. And really anybody could be a civil engineer for example, as Danny, Matt, Ben and Tom have proved, so who's the talented one really?)

Incredibly though I have found something I can get involved in and it is centred around something I am genuinely passionate about: the city of Sunderland. (On a scale of things I am passionate about Sunderland sits somewhere between Percy Pigs from M&S which are amazing and the NHS which as per my previous blog I think is magnificent.) Sunderland is bidding to be the UK City of Culture 2021. I love the place and there are numerous ways I can get involved so I'm really pleased to have found this. I will no doubt be advertising various events taking place across the city in future blogs but if you would like to find out more now visit http://www.sunderland2021.com/. It's at a very early stage in the bidding process so raising awareness is the key at the moment. I will be at the airshow this weekend helping out in the Sunderland 2021 gazebo. (Quick warning, we'll be handing out leaflets and badges so if anyone takes one from me and ends up getting a paper cut or stabbed with the pin from the badge then I'm sorry, I'm nice but my tremors aren't.)

A very quick shout out to Victoria and Jonny, soon to be husband and wife (irrespectively obviously). Their wedding is on Monday and I am really looking forward to it. I'll look dapper in my three piece suit and get really drunk. But of course the day is about then, lifetime of happiness etc.

So that's the story. And the morning glory? Work in progress.